My laptop just fell off my desk
And won’t turn on, so
As if this week could get worse

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via d3ssins)

oleanderss:

xxii.

i want to be
your first fire:
            i want to be the first lick
            of flame upon your naked wrist,
            setting your veins alight with
            blue fire, cool paralysis.
            my heat will seep into the
            bloodlines beneath your cheeks,
            split into the inflamed whisperings
            of my name under your skin;
            itching, aching, burning, scarred.
            i want you to feel the trembling
            premonition of dried heat under
            heavy eyelids, and be afraid
            of how i did consume you.

(h.a)

sometimes you spend 2.5 hours calling alumns and asking for money for henley

and there’s one woman

who has previously donated, as noted on her file

and she lives down the street from me, basically

my cousins go to the boarding school she teaches at

“I’ve never donated there. Goodbye.”

BITCH PLEASE

1.) YES YOU HAVE

2.) THAT’S NO PROPER WAY TO END A PHONECALL TO AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE 19 YEAR OLD

whatshouldbetchescallme: