January 2012
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Will post my writing class writing later. And I broke down and emailed her about my shyness. You can’t dislike someone who does that.
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cosmo tip #150
expertcosmotips: wanna ditch your guy? decide that you’re a mermaid and live in the bathtub and scream uncontrollably every time he suggests you leave your watery mermaid paradise 
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because I thought becoming trilingual would be a...
strugggggling
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casually already read the Sedaris essay we're...
now, to make myself shamelessly awesome/witty/hot as fuck- sounding for my response to all these different excerpts 
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trying to find another friend in my writing class...
see someone’s name in my contacts. immediately turn off phone. I’m a mess, come the fuck at me.
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how do I  1.) not go to my writing class late and  2.) manage to sit next to the only mildly attractive boy? 3.) while sweaty as fuck from my crew workout?
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100460: behind the scenes fun fact i actually own a shirt that says “oui” can we take a moment to admire the greatness that this would mean?  want. 
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I could also shamelessly pour myself shots right...
but I don’t think that would remotely aid in my productivity quest.
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things I should be doing right now instead of blogging: magically becoming fluent in German so I can go through my plethora of exercises and readings and not only understand, but respond  creative writing reading and response sleeping but. actually. get your life together, for fuck’s sake
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my friend told me I looked classy today. damn straight I do
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taking a longer way back to my room just to...
that probably emotionally fucked me more than I realize. actually. most likely. how could it not?
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